I Never want to....	One day I want to....
Go on a real restrictive diet.	Climb 400 steps with a minimal recovery time.
Ride a motorcycle.	Weigh 165 pounds again.
Visit a country where women have no rights.	Write a novel.
Get fake nails.	Write a self-help book.
Wear a watch that costs more than a small car.	Write a screenplay.
Watch a lot of sit-coms and care when they come on.	Be able to cook elaborate dishes.
Wear a strapless gown.	Have all my possessions reduced to the lovely and necessary and organized so I can find them.
	Be an expert in certain types of collectibles.
	Be slightly more in tune with popular culture. (At least so I can get up-to-date crossword clues.)
	Feel comfortable reading French if not listening to it.
	Be able to comfortably say a couple of things in French.
	Read a dictionary from beginning to end.
	Read and reread all of Shakespeare.
	Read and reread all of Dickens.
	Have a belt with one of those jewelry quality buckles.